2 Best Spams of the Day

1. Title: “FORM MRS HAPPY”
“My Brethren, Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus, I am former Mrs. Fatima Aisha Alamin, now Mrs Elizbert. Alamin, a widow to late Sheik Mohammed Alami. I am 72 years old, I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer . . .”

UH HUH . . . Great opening and original greeting with the “Calvary”, but the clincher is the deal with the Swiss banks-

“. . . this fund is lying in a security company in Switzerland and the company has branches, therefore my lawyer will file an immediate application for the transfer of the money in the name of your ministry. . .”

2. Title: “My humble donation for his work”
“I AM HAPPY KABILA a widow and also the second wife of the late PRESIDENT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC) president LAURENT DESIRE KABILA, . . .”

Yeahhh right . . . .What I like about this one is that she is not Nigerian, giving her much greater credibility. She has the Switzerland bank connection and even a barrister to organize the exchange of funds out of your account and into hers.

However, 2 spams in one day from a lady named “Happy”. I dont think I’m going to part with my millions today!
Check out how I feel about SPAMMERS


Andrew Jones has been blogging since 1997. He is based in San Francisco with his two daughters but also travels the globe to find compelling stories of early stage entrepreneurs changing their world. Sometimes he talks in the third person. Sometimes he even talks to himself and has been heard uttering the name "Precious" :-)

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