“We prayed and felt a peace about it” Randy, CFO
Great to see that Crockett’s Bluff Community Church are really praying their way thru Revelation 13 as they implement their techno-tithing strategy. Said 27 year old homemaker Allison, “I was really shocked, like, ‘is my pastor Nicolae Carpathia or something?’ But when Pastor Bud told us our contributions were still tax deductible, I was reassured.”
The Skinny on tithing implants? When your pastor wants to slip a chip under your skin, its time to find another church. Serious.
Wait. the story gets worse . . . read more about “no chip no donut” and to see if the story is true or false…
From Holy Observer: “What may not be a laughing matter to some newcomers at CBCC is the foyer fellowship policy. In the church’s official welcome brochure, Visitors Pastor Hugh Dowd makes it clear that if you are not chipped, you cannot partake in post-service coffee and donuts. “There is a flipside however,” said Dowd. “Once chipped, you not only get food and fellowship, but you also get a ten percent discount at our bookstore/Starbucks for a year.”
somebody please tell me that this is a leftover joke from April 1!
Thanks Marc, who makes it into Friday Fax this week.